Studying law is serious business. Whether want to study A-Level Law or you’re ready to study at degree level, you’ll know the legal system is a complex web of rules and customs, all designed to maintain peace, order and justice. On average, 33 new acts are passed every year and each one can lead to dozens of new laws. And they all work to create equilibrium. It’s as Michel Foucault said, ‘Justice must always question itself.’ But as society grows, the laws that evolve can sometimes be questionable, to say the least… So, it’s time to get your wig on and gavel in hand. Because we’ve collected some truly weird UK laws and funny myths that all wannabe lawyers should know about. Or not. Either way, our court is now in session. Be warned, some of these hilarious, barmy and totally weird UK laws still exist today. Yikes…
5 Weird UK Laws Over the Years
1. No walking cows down the street in daylight
The Metropolitan Streets Act, S7 states that ‘Cattle are not to be driven through streets within certain hours.’ Back in 1867, section 7 of the Metropolitan Streets Act forbade cattle lovers and farmers alike to walk their prized livestock during the day. Unless given permission from the Commissioner of Police himself, if you were caught rallying your precious bovines down the street between 10am and 7pm, you would have been committing a crime. Keeping up the trend, the Highway Act 1980 made sleeping and stray cattle on the roadside a big no-no. If your stray cows were found kipping or mooching down tarmac laden lanes, expect a fine coming your way. It can also be a criminal offence to allow your cattle to litter the road with mud and its dung.
2. Paying a lump sum for your facial hair
King Henry VIII imposed a beard tax that every man must pay to wear facial hair. Designer beards, rugged manes, and tickly taches are all the rage nowadays. But in 1535, King Henry VIII made you pay for the luxury. He introduced a beard tax that lined his pockets and filled his dinner table. Moreover, the higher your social standing, the more you had to cough up. What if you cannot pay? Shave it away. Thus, beards became a symbol of status and money. So, whenever you saw men gallivanting around looking like a Tudor Jason Momoa, it’s because they’re loaded… or broke after spending their last pennies on their beard. The tax didn’t last long but resurfaced with Elizabeth I, who taxed those with over two weeks growth. However, to this day, it’s disputed whether such a tax existed in England. But we love a good mystery. Other taxes included tax on windows, bricks, wallpaper, salt and candles to light one’s home at night. OK, so taxes aren’t laws per se, but try breaking one and see what happens. You’ll likely need a lawyer.
3. Using a phone to pay at a drive-through
Using your phone to pay at a drive-through while your car is still running. You’re starving. And, like all hungry motorists, you see a McDonalds and make a beeline for its drive-through queue. You’re thinking about that delicious Big Mac; its cheese melting in your mouth, and then washing it down with a nice, ice-cold coke. Delish. At least, it is until you get a fine chunkier than chips. Why? Your car wasn’t even moving. In fact, it was sandwiched between a Mini and an Audi. But UK law doesn’t discriminate; it takes itself seriously, even when you’re hungry. Moreover, the law is incredibly strict about the using phones behind the wheel of a car. Even if you’re tapping a contactless pad with your phone at a drive-through to pay for a meal. If your engine is running and your handbrake is unlocked, you’re using your phone while managing a car and this is against the law. The penalty for breaking this law is £200 and 6 points on your license. Warning to new drivers, you can even get banned. Most expensive happy meal ever, right?
4. The suspicious handling of freshwater fish
The Salmon Act 1986 says you’ll be punished for ‘Handling salmon [or fish] in suspicious circumstances.’ As far as weird UK laws go, you’d probably think this one was the most bizarre. How does one exactly handle fish suspiciously? Well, it’s quite simple really, and it started with salmon, which was a valuable commodity back in 1986. In order to regulate fisheries, avoid illegal fishing, shady trading deals, and poaching, the Salmon Act 1986 was created. Section 32 of the act, aptly titled ‘Handling Salmon in Suspicious Circumstances’ aims to punish anyone receiving or disposing of salmon in an illegal manner. In recent years, the clauses in section 32 have extended to other freshwater fish, such as trout, eels, lampreys, and smelt. So, next time you’re fishing or purchasing, make it legal.
5. Attending parties dressed in police or army attire
It’s illegal to impersonate a police officer or a soldier – even at a fancy-dress party. It’s Halloween. All you want to do is dress up, party like its 1999, and be remembered for the best costume in town. Except you opt to turn up to the party dressed in full military gear or a law enforcer. Everybody loves a hero or a person in uniform. Big mistake, though. According to the Seamen’s and Soldiers’ False Characters Act 1906, and the Police Act 1996, it’s illegal to pretend to be part of the armed forces or the police. Both of which can lead to a custodial sentence. Understandably. So, next time you’re thinking it’s a good idea… think again. What’s crazier though is that dressing up as a paramedic is A-OK.
5 UK Law Myths
1. Myth: Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas day
Back in the 17th century, devouring delicious mince pies on Christmas day was supposedly prohibited. While it’s widely disputed, the ban is often attributed to Oliver Cromwell’s attempt to tackle gluttony. However, many sources suggest that the pies were banned because Christmas day fell on a legally-enforced day of fasting. Whatever the case, no such law exists today, so eat until your heart’s content. If the mince pie myth left your belly grumbling, cancelling Christmas became a thing – for 13 years. In 1647, the long parliament passed an ordinance called ‘An Ordinance for Abolishing of Festivals’, which abolished Christmas entirely. As you may have guessed, the people of England didn’t take kindly to it.
2. Myth: Driving in flip-flops, pyjamas or barefoot is against the law
There’s actually some logic to this one – the feet part anyway – and that’s to avoid danger. Have you ever tried driving in flip-flops? It’s awkward. And bare feet? Just try putting pressure on those pedals… Ouch. According to the RAC, it’s not illegal to drive barefoot or wear daft shoe choices. However, the moment your flip-flops compromise road safety laws because they’ve gotten lodged under the clutch, you’ll wish you had. In fact, any activity that affects car control or endangers other’s lives is a big no-no. On a less serious note. In 2017, a fun April Fool’s article wrote about how driving in pyjamas was illegal. A snippet from the article was circulated around Facebook, convincing hundreds of sharers it was true. Imagine that, getting pulled to the roadside and given a fine for wearing a onesie while Sunday driving.
3. Myth: Pregnant women can relieve themselves in police helmets
Whilst pregnant women in the UK may feel relieved at the side of a police helmet, we’ve got bad news. It’s a myth that women, bursting with no lavatory in sight, can relieve themselves in a policeman’s helmet… Despite popular belief, enacting this myth will likely lead to offence punishable by fine under the Public Order Act 1986. Nevertheless, that doesn’t stop bobbies being asked the question by women and their partners who are expecting and expectant. Imagine thinking there was a law to deface government property. Pretty daft, right? But much dafter are the fines you’ll receive for doing the following in certain towns or cities: Not carrying doggy bags, busking without smiling or taking pebbles from beaches. One woman even lost an appeal in court and was fined double for eating an apple while driving. That’s a first: the downfall of eating fruit.
4. Myth: It’s illegal to give someone a bad job reference
Finding a new job can be a challenge in today’s competitive market. So, when leaving one workplace to start another, you will want as many glowing references from your previous employers as possible. How to get them? Prove your worth, work hard and go the extra mile to deliver success. But sometimes workers do the exact opposite or burn bridges. Sadly, they’re unaware that employers can give you a bad reference. The misconception that you can’t be sold short by your ex-boss is a myth. Smart employers know better; they can and will say your performance didn’t meet company standards. However, the reason an ex-boss might not give a bad reference is because of accidental defamation. Which is chiefly forming a false statement that harms an ex-worker’s reputation and ability to get work.
5. Myth: All your debts will be written off when you die
In January 2020, it was recorded on Finder that the average UK debt per adult was £31,643. That’s the equivalent of university student tuition over three years. Now not all debt is a horrid monster; there’s good and bad debt. Good debt, such as student loans and mortgages, offer you value over time. Bad debt, such as buying seasonal fashion selections with a high interest credit card, lose value over time. Whatever the debt, there’s a myth where people think their debts are written off when they die. Only they’re not written off. Any assets you had before your death, including your properties, such as your house, and valuables, such as jewellery, artwork, etc, will be used to pay off the debt. Even if you’ve planned and written a will, children and family won’t get a penny until all of that debt has been paid.
5 Non-traditional Jobs You Can Pursue with A Law Qualification
There are some obvious choices, but we do know of students who’ve completed our A-Level Law course going on to work in the fashion, hospitality, and finance industries. After all, every place has its set of rules to govern, its contracts to write up, and advice and research to undertake. Here’s our selection of five unique jobs:
To be a good PI, you need to know the laws of the land like the back of your hand. You might opt for this area of criminal justice, where law- based skills, including evidence collection, research, and analytics, are key to any investigation. Start-up your own agency and even cooperate with law firms nationwide.
Sound interesting? Why not further your skills with one of our online criminology courses?
HR personnel are the backbone to every successful company. When working their magic, the HR dept. maintain order, manage contracts of employment, and are in charge of upholding all workplace laws. Law grads will have knowledge of how employers and employees should work with each other, know how to navigate core policies and procedures, as well as key areas of workplace and employment law.
You can kickstart a career in HR with our Level 3 Diploma in Human Resources.
Teacher of Law
Fancy teaching Law for a living? You can. Of course, that’s once you know the ins and outs of the legal system and its many laws. Imagine showing up to teach and you barely know what criminal justice is? Our online A-Level Law course can kickstart your journey. You might opt to broaden that knowledge at university on a Law degree or directly pursue your teaching credentials, which give you the status you need to teach.
What do lawyers and journalists have in common? They’re great researchers that know how to collect vital information and use it to their advantage. Lawyers use it to make breaks in their cases, whereas reporters use it to tell stories that sell papers. Using them in tandem? If you love law, and you’re well-versed, you might use that passion to write professional articles for respected magazines and journals.
You can view our journalism and writing courses here.
With your newfound law skills, you could work for a recruitment firm that specialises in legal positions. You’ll work with a network of legal employers, such as law firms or solicitors, and support their needs by linking them with the newest, brightest and skilled law candidates and graduates across the region. You’ll find satisfaction in knowing your expertise is helping employers create far more effective teams.
Pathways – A-level Law
Weird UK Laws. Outrageous myths. Being a lawyer or solicitor can be met with its fair share of silliness. But it can also be filled with challenge, satisfaction, and exciting career prospects. Are you considering a career in law? Our A-Level Law course is officially recognised and has helped hundreds of lawyers-in-training off to a flying start on their legal journeys. You can gain your A-Level Law qualification with Oxbridge from home, studying in your own time, and then move on to study a degree at university. The world is your oyster, how will you see justice done?